Thursday, May 06, 2004
I'm so disappointed. I've been blogging just over 8 months now and I still have yet to get an online stalker/admirer. Hmpf. Everyone else has one. What is it? Am I not mysterious enough? Funny enough? Attractive enough? Aloof enough? Maybe I'm boring. Sigh. What's a girl gotta do for a little pick-me-up these days?
I hate heat... and I live in Tucson Arizona... and my son plays football... and he's 7. This means I'm required to take him to practice which also means I have to sit out in the hot ass sun for 1 hour and 10 minutes. God I hate Tucson.
Although I occasionally watch Friends and enjoy it, I will be so glad when it's over. I just cannot hear about people needing Short Term Disability due to their angst over the termination of Friends episodes. I have a heart problem, the words Short Term Disability were never mentioned.. so I ask again, what's a girl gotta do?
I believe I had a panic attack last night. As I sat on the toilet, shaking, sweating, trying to breathe and calm my heart rate it occurs to me that Elvis died on the toilet. I don't want to die on a toilet. I'd rather be shot.
Yeah, weird post. Whatever
I hate heat... and I live in Tucson Arizona... and my son plays football... and he's 7. This means I'm required to take him to practice which also means I have to sit out in the hot ass sun for 1 hour and 10 minutes. God I hate Tucson.
Although I occasionally watch Friends and enjoy it, I will be so glad when it's over. I just cannot hear about people needing Short Term Disability due to their angst over the termination of Friends episodes. I have a heart problem, the words Short Term Disability were never mentioned.. so I ask again, what's a girl gotta do?
I believe I had a panic attack last night. As I sat on the toilet, shaking, sweating, trying to breathe and calm my heart rate it occurs to me that Elvis died on the toilet. I don't want to die on a toilet. I'd rather be shot.
Yeah, weird post. Whatever
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